So Getting To Know Me: Roseanna

 What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

  I hate taking out the garbage and vacuuming my room.

 What is your favorite body part?  

  A boy's penis and his heart.

  Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?

  Naomi Watts. 
 What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
 The movie, Secretariat.

 What story does your family always tell about you?

 When I was caught having sex in Dad's car and Dad drove my sister to school with us still ( I was 14, he was 17), in the back seat. It was a big Lincoln and the truth is we came together, me for the first time ever like  that. I think because he was really drunk but we were totally wiped out and naked and my sister was late.

What do you love about Blogging?

 l've met  some great writers online. It's really hard not to fall in love with some of them... I wish there were  more people like this on campus and at home.

What are your passions?

 I like to help animals.

Oh well that is all I have time for ! :D

Hair Trigger ADHD Sex

He had an annoying habit of taking the pie out of the oven 
before the oven was hot. But he could come so many times
in a row that it didn't really matter. (30)






:D

Dumpsters of Flesh

he woke up on a loading dock 
at the heel end of the city
amazed that it still worked
he had never once found himself so
un-clutched from her from Lucky
they were kids or just believed

he thought what a length to sweep
it needed it should he ask
and who to make money
five dollars he thought
and where was she?
Lucky
was she simply forgotten?

****                       ****
I remember her rolling over
me pulling on me
putting me upwards beneath and into her
taking my wrists and swinging my arms
like we were flying
our skin tight 
bodies wreathing
in flooded pleasures
and our long burning tongues
moving deep into
the dumpsters
of our flesh

The Facts Of Life

life is an experiment that failed.

You're not always right...

always throw out your first thought unless it's funny or positive

Being with this guy

 was about as much fun as having shingles on your butt hole.



:D

Ha Ha Ha...

Has anyone else noticed that comedy is dying?