His Toupee

  nearly blew off when I fluttered my hummingbird wing eyelashes

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I want to live your doo doo.

I want to live in your doo-doo.


and I hate doo doo :D

Two Faced Dummy

Living with this guy was like living with a vantrilaquist

...without the vantrilaquist.

And

anything that does doo doo deserves to die.










this is the "real"  ending to my pre-grad thesis I had to finish..What a farce indy study is!  :D

cell phone

I can't see you anymore

are... you still there?
all I hear is a thrombosis trying to kill me.

(And it irritates me to be reminded why I don't love you any more.)

I am a five letter word and when I call you 'dick' I say it like it's your name.





Thanks for your opinion  :D

So Getting To Know Me: Roseanna

 What chore do you absolutely hate doing?

  I hate taking out the garbage and vacuuming my room.

 What is your favorite body part?  

  A boy's penis and his heart.

  Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?

  Naomi Watts. 
 What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
 The movie, Secretariat.

 What story does your family always tell about you?

 When I was caught having sex in Dad's car and Dad drove my sister to school with us still ( I was 14, he was 17), in the back seat. It was a big Lincoln and the truth is we came together, me for the first time ever like  that. I think because he was really drunk but we were totally wiped out and naked and my sister was late.

What do you love about Blogging?

 l've met  some great writers online. It's really hard not to fall in love with some of them... I wish there were  more people like this on campus and at home.

What are your passions?

 I like to help animals.

Oh well that is all I have time for ! :D

Hair Trigger ADHD Sex

He had an annoying habit of taking the pie out of the oven 
before the oven was hot. But he could come so many times
in a row that it didn't really matter. (30)






:D